The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 11, 2018

And if she didn’t dump you, you could end up in a marriage like Brutus’s.

Dude, just try for 2 of those traits – just because all 3 puts them out of your league doesn’t mean that you have to go all the way down to the bottom league.

You don’t need to be married to make your life complete

Would you want someone like that even if they would have you? I wouldn’t.

“Poor girl want wants to get married, and rich girl wants to flirt.” – Charlie Daniels

Reminds me of the old story of a couple fighting. Exasperated, he screams, "How could God make you so beautiful and so dumb?Calmly she answers, “He made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so that I would be attracted to you.”

I’ve always said that I’d rather be alone than wish I was alone.

Hey hey hey hey hey – If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life – Never make a pretty women your wife – Go for my personal point of view – Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Dumpology 101!

Wise man.. go for the underdog.. they are more likely to have lasting attributes than the ones that think they are Gods gift

I thought he was gonna say so I can dump her.

With his luck, she’d be the one who didn’t want to dump him.

ba da dum

Stolen from Abbot and Costello