Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 17, 2018
December 14, 2018
December 18, 2018
Transcript:
Chicken: Patridges build their nests on the ground. They can't fly very well and they tend to avoid high places.
Patridge: Look, buddy, it's just a song.
Yeah, and when is the last time some dude actually gave some chick five gold rings, for 8 full days in a row? When is the last time you gave/received one gold ring? And how much of that was pure gold?
Ontman over 5 years ago
…so is Baby It’s Cold Outside.
Ida No over 5 years ago
Yeah, and when is the last time some dude actually gave some chick five gold rings, for 8 full days in a row? When is the last time you gave/received one gold ring? And how much of that was pure gold?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Plus those are plastic pears.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
I’d like two turtlenecks instead of turtle doves.
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Pigeon didn’t give the same aesthetic.
Casey Jones over 5 years ago
“Just repeat to yourself it’s just a song, you should really just relax.”
Impkins Premium Member over 5 years ago
The chicken sounds like some of our “fact finding” commenters! :)
johngregor Premium Member over 5 years ago
Partridges don’t need to fly well because they can get around in a giant hippie bus.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago
Besides, pear trees really aren’t all that tall.
cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago
“A partridge” in French (the song’s original language): une perdrix
Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago
As God is my Witness, I thought partridges could fly!