Tom Toles for October 02, 2018

So many lies, so little time.

Trump and KKKavanaugh must think we are all as stupid and gullible as Faux “News” suckers and Trump scam victims — do they really think we either don’t already understand these terms or could easily find them in an online “urban dictionary”?

Another term used by KKKavanaugh in his yearbook entry: “Devil’s Triangle”: a KKKavanaugh, Trump, Putin … uhm … “get together.”

You’ll notice that most of the Trump Disciples have gotten pretty quiet about Judge Waterboard.

The most they’ll say is that he should not be convicted because there’s no evidence —AS IF it were a criminal trial. Not to mention that there’s a lot of evidence and there will be more if Republicans cannot suppress it.

They have had NO comments about his lies about even the smallest stuff, like being a Renate alum is a sign of respect.

And beyond the ongoing perjury, they cannot mention his temperament, his belligerence, his emotional state, and his off-the-wall partisanship.

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They’re all out to get me. They’re spending millions to get revenge on all of us for Clinton.

I LIKE beer! Do you have a drinking problem, Senator?

I scream, you scream, we all scream, “I LOVE BEER”!

“And I won’t say whether or not I think the FBI should investigate, because I’m so gosh darned INNOCENT!”

Remember the Merrick Garland!! CHARGE!!!

If only he had ralphed right there at the hearing. Would have been great television! For a minute, I thought he might.

Seems the GOP can forgive anything … except rational thinking based on logic and fact.

Rights. It’s not just Roe v Wade the Republicans are going after. By comparing birth control to abortion, Kavanaugh showed the Republican Party’s wish to do away with Griswold v Connecticut, the 1965 SCOTUS decision that made birth control legal. Welcome to the 21st Century, Republican style.

The elephant in the broom closet that no one is really paying attention to: about 90% of BK’s legal writings and decisions that were kept from the minority members of the committee. And why was this?

Yep, perfect (GOP) candidate for Supreme Court Judge! Vote now, Congress, before more “stuff” comes in!

At this point it’s clear KKKavanaugh is a lying, perjuring, alcoholic, rage monster.A political stooge of that calibur would be out of luck any for any burger-flipping job not posted by Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham

(with insincere apologies to Monty Python’s Spamalot):

This here’s a Senate hearing

So please control your leering

When rich young punk

Did deeds that stunk

‘Tis but a farce, I’m fearing

We’re judging Baby Kavanaugh

So should we vote him in? Hell, naw!

This here’s a Senate hearing

We don’t allow no smearing

His pervy past

We’ve tracked at last

And now the fog is clearing

We’re judging Baby Kavanaugh

He’s nothing but a walking flaw

he is too much of a liar to be on our Supreme Court, and too much of a liar not to be a republican