Matt Wuerker for September 26, 2018

But he didn’t inhale!!

Atlas Chugged! LOL!!

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Ale, Ale, the gang’s all drunk

What the heck did I wear

What the heck did she wear

Ale, Ale, the gang’s all drunk

What the heck do we care now

You left the gang rapes off. Excuse me, “pulling the train” was the phrase, I believe.

Pennsylvania insists that no juror may be a kangaroo (or wallabee). Alabama, I’m not too sure of.

The trouble is that unlike most 17 year old boys he has been nominated to the Supreme Court. Some 17 year olds actually do study and behave responsibly.

“Equal justice for all” is now quaint in our mutually exclusive, opposing party system … must have deep partisans in SCOTUS.

So, that is his meticulous calendar we heard about. My daughter has a Japanese planner and is truly meticulous about all the entries for her classes, studio times, study halls, etc. There is no time for drunken parties.

“Our guy is a studious, shy, virginal paragon of virtue.”

“Actually, evidence shows he was a hard-drinking harasser who boasted of how often he had to vomit, and his yearbook page is covered with allusions to his many alleged conquests.”

“He’s not running for pope!”

“Yes, but you said he was a…”

“Well, just shut up about him. He’s a paragon of virtue!”

Kavanaugh says he doesn’t remember drinking to the point he blacked out. Can anybody remember being unconscious?

Kavanaugh made one statement I saw during his hearing that I think reveals an important aspect of his character.

“I was a virgin throughout High School, and for a long time after.”

It seems that he may have been one of the angry “Involuntary Celibate” crowd. Scary bunch, those guys. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

They can’t ‘find’ 90% of Kavanaugh’s records to show the dems,

but they had no problem finding his high school excuse calendar.

Sexist Republicans are liars and cheaters, vote them out in November.

It’s doubtful that BK was celibate. But even celibacy doesn’t preclude sexual assault. New allegations: https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/26/politics/julie-swetnick-allegation-kavanaugh/index.html?utm_source=CNN-News-Alerts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=New+Kavanaugh+allegation6e00e03e-0beb-46d4-b73a-45994f873f38&utm_term=c05351ae-fc1a-9379-b180-64e2ea5d9220

Kavanaugh’s calendar reads more like a diary than a calendar . . . Gee don’t we wonder why a particular party is not in his diary?

Who keeps a calendar for thirty five years?

Ever notice how the cartoons seem to be engineered, as if there is a playbook the artists follow? 3 similar today and I’ll bet we see a half dozen more tomorrow.

Interesting. The sex related charges are collapsing so now we are switching over to alcohol.

And yes, some people do keep calendars, appointment books, etc from their HS and college days. Stored alongside the yearbooks.

Atlas Chugged! Laughed so hard, beer came out my nose.

Now 4 women are accusing Kavanaugh of sexual impropriety.