Clay Bennett for September 21, 2018

They might as well try to win back Hispanics. But Trump and his stormtroopers burned that bridge.

Too late. Too much water over the dam.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/opinions/wp/2018/09/21/republicans-need-to-rush-the-kavanaugh-confirmation-through-because-they-have-a-standard-of-squalidness-to-uphold/

You have to keep your eyes closed to not see how disgusting Republicans are.

I think the trump system is still relying a lot on help from Putin. It.. is all they have going for them

Republican women want Trump to, well you know what. They are so Christian.

Works hand in hand with the trump plan: “If you can’t dazzle them with diamonds, baffle them with B.S.!”

But this method was abandoned in favor of the traditional method of banging them on the head with a club and dragging them by the hair.

Sort of like their plan to close all Planned Parenthood centers to slow down population diversity.

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2012/05/17/explaining-why-minority-births-now-outnumber-white-births/

Hypnosis?! I was thinking something more like Roofies!

Just give them whatever Lisa Benson’s drinking.

I have three questions for ANYBODY who STILL supports Brett Kavanaugh.

1. If Dr. Ford is lying, then why is she (and her lawyers" so vociferous in their demands that the F.B.I.investigates her allegations? It is commons knowledge that lying to the F.B.I. buys you an “orange jumpsuit”.

2. If Judge Kavanaugh is innocent of the allegations, why has he NOT demanded that the F.B.I.look into Dr. Ford’s accusations? You’d think that an ‘innocent’ man would appreciate aid in clearing his name!

And here’s the biggy:

3. Why are you so dead-set on Kavanaugh" I would think that ANY other judge from the Federalist list would suit your purpose of packing the Court with conservative judges. Donnie (or Pence) will be our president for two more years – there really is no hurry! Really.

I don’t know exactly what Kavanaugh said to Ford that night, but I am sure part of it involved the words: Submit Wench!

I understand that you cannot be hypnotized to do something with which you fundamentally disagree. Sorry, GOP, better move to Plan C, or is that Plan P (for Putin).

Next plan if it fails? Fire both Rosenstein & Mueller.

Hose down Herr Trump and douse heavily with cheap cologne?