Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 28, 2018

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    santa72404  over 5 years ago

    You should have not looked in the drawer.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    BDSM?

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    The host appears to be quite a cut-up.

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      over 5 years ago

    It seems that your date has deep roots for you.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Switch glasses on him! Probably Pumpkin Spice anyhow!

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    JamesMcEnanly  over 5 years ago

    50 shades of orange?

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    Isn’t that the pumpkin equivalent of plastic surgery?

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    A little Chianti, my dear?

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    bobpeters61  over 5 years ago

    She just knew there was something seedy about this guy.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Feeling caught off gourd.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    This should spice things up a bit.

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    JohnFarson19  over 5 years ago

    He (she?) was gutted when he found the ghastly secret in the kitchen drawer.

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pumpkin spice rum beverage!! <yes, I saw it – on the discount shelf – a LOT of it> 8^(

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I can hear the music…Doo do, doo dum…

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    lance Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Get Out!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Wasn’t this the plot to “Pumpkinhead”?

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