We were offered pumpkin spice liqueur at a bbq a few weeks ago. Tasted like the cough syrup from my childhood. The pink, opaque one. Same mouth-feel, too. And one tiny sip was more than enough.
Pumpkin spice isn’t actually made from pumpkins, Brewster and Dr. Mel. It’s a mixture of cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, and cloves that is used to flavor the pumpkin.
My aunt once made a pumpkin pie (or so I was told) and it wasn’t until I had a second piece that I was told it was squash. One of the best pies I ever had!
Georgette Washington Bunny over 5 years ago
So, no one can be bothered to mix up some ground cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cloves allspice?
Bilan over 5 years ago
This is the 21st century. They should try selling Cannabis-Spice Lattes.
Jeremy--- over 5 years ago
I feel like “Quash Spice” has a better ring to it—and also describes how many people feel about what the aliens stole.
Tigressy over 5 years ago
We were offered pumpkin spice liqueur at a bbq a few weeks ago. Tasted like the cough syrup from my childhood. The pink, opaque one. Same mouth-feel, too. And one tiny sip was more than enough.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t tell them that canned pumpkin is usually made of winter squash.
brain Les over 5 years ago
aaah, but what is now popular in Colorado and making its way down to Califesco is a cannibus latte
Baba27 over 5 years ago
Funny enough it wouldn’t matter at all in Germany, since pumpkin and squash are both translated as ‘Kürbis’.
Display over 5 years ago
No pumpkin spice? OMG (Oh My Gourd)! The trade system will come apart. We’re duned! It’s a Paul-ing!
dewcoons over 5 years ago
But there is no pumpkin in pumpkin spice.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
Fooled them. I still have mine.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
If you make squash pie instead of pumpkin, no one would know the difference. Pumpkin is a squash.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago
then there’s Zucchini spice latte’
and the spaghetti squash spice latte’
bikamper over 5 years ago
Good Riddance.
YippiKiAyMofo over 5 years ago
I’d sooner have a Toe Nail Spice Latte. Come to think of it, I don’t even drink lattes of any spice.
LeeCox over 5 years ago
Pumpkin spice isn’t actually made from pumpkins, Brewster and Dr. Mel. It’s a mixture of cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, and cloves that is used to flavor the pumpkin.
mikeg52 over 5 years ago
Perhaps it’s time for a visit to the planet Arrakis …
anomalous4 over 5 years ago
Seen on Twitter a couple of days ago: “It’s people! Pumpkin spice is PEOPLE!”
preacherman over 5 years ago
Well, squashes, like pumpkin and butternut and crooked, have one thing in common: little or no flavor. Most of the spice of pumpkin is cinnamon.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
How do spacemen pay for their pumpkin spice lattes? With Star Bucks, duh.
Jogger2 over 5 years ago
Pumpkin, zucchini, and some other squashes are the same species. This was pointed out in RBION several weeks ago.
Dragoncat over 5 years ago
I am SO staying with my hot chocolate!
Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago
There’s a variety called Reticulata. I’m not saying it’s alien, but…
trainnut1956 over 5 years ago
What? No Pumpkin Spice Preparation H??? Oh noes!!!!
blintze over 5 years ago
i tried pumpkin spice once. Not good.
dgibson5959 over 5 years ago
My aunt once made a pumpkin pie (or so I was told) and it wasn’t until I had a second piece that I was told it was squash. One of the best pies I ever had!