Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 20, 2018

You snooze, you lose.

Hell hath no fury…..

Dude, just tell her you’re married!

Tell its not that you won’t but that you can’t, bring out some sympathy

Tarzan is a boob.

Maybe he should have feigned interest instead. Of course, she did try to kill him like 30 minutes ago.

Meanwhile, Steve and Ben….?

Maybe you can go back and get the bearded guy who was, in fact, trying to help you, dumbass.

Yup, it’s always a beautiful woman, she always falls in love with him eventually and she always tries to kill him for “scorning” her.

My guess is she will leave the key in the door she is so mad, allowing Tarzan to poke it out onto a piece of paper which he will pull under the door. Works in those old 1930’s films I used to watch.

I guess saying “sorry” doesn’t always work.

Or…Tarzan can just bull his way out. He’s thrown great apes around like they were footballs. Not that he knew what a football is, of course. Or whether it’s an American football or a “rest-of-the-world” football. I’m betting on the breakout.

Beautiful, but demented – I’ll bet nobody saw that comin’! ;-) Poor Tarzan, he always runs into the nut jobs – makes him appreciate Jane all the more.

ERB didn’t even have to blow the dust off this script, he uses it so often…

And Tarzan says “Dang! Third time this week.”

Tarzan needs to learn that the plural of spouse is spice.