Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 29, 2018

. . . as he slowly wakes up in a wet bed.

Isn’t that a HECK of along way to go for a pecan pie!

Let be reasonable! If you had bony ears and weren’t exactly a brainiac, wouldn’t you also continually be making an *ss of yourself?

Hey Neil! Remember, if it feels warm, you’re peeing in your pants!

That pecan pie vending machine: it doesn’t sell pies whole, does it?

Is this an example of swearing to call the fish that? I’m not judging people who use profanity, but this might be a case where I would have to know how to pronounce the scientific or Latin name for the creature because I’m not comfortable with colorful metaphors.

Take care and God bless.

“Bony Ears! Small Brain! Assfish!” — It’s kind of hard not to be insulting when addressing that particular fish.

Is that pee can or pa cahn?

“Bony-eared Assfish.” Now THERE’S a rap “artist” name. Grab it while it’s still available.

Re: The brain-to-body ratio of the assfish. I’m sure there’s a few members of Congress (both houses) that challenge that “title.” Plus, of course, the people that vote them into office are even more so.

…bony-eared assfish…..my new favorite insult. Way better than bathypelagic cusk-eel.

Actually it was a body suit with tubes lacing it, like a radiator.

Am I mistaken, or does that bony-eared assfish have…a combover???

I think I have a nice asterisk for the Assfish, since we have the male deep sea angler, whose brain literally degenerates once it finds a female it can parasitically attach itself to. Of course only the mail does that.

I don’t know what STATE you live in. Me, I live in FLORIDA

“ass-fish”????

The assfish is the funniest RBION entry in a long time.

The fish: “…and hence, the name.”

Acanthonus armatus, but you can call him an ass, fish.

is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths of from 1,171 to 4,415 metres (3,842 to 14,485 ft). not only a deep thinker, but pretty deep diver, too, eh.

The bony-eared dumbaxxfish!

Sounds like the scientist who discovered that fish let his/her kids name it!

“Bony-eared assfish” sounds like something out of a joke – but it is for real.

The best thing about this is learning that there’s a creature called a bony-eared assfish.