Take it away! I changed my mind!
Why does she need that? She is just going to lie to herself and everyone else about how much exercise she does everyday
It’s accurate on time of death to within 2 hours, or your money back…and we never give money back. I’ll leave it up to you to figure our why. Caveat Emptor.
Is that two hours before or after the warranty runs out?
It also comes with a 250 ft. extension cord or, for a little more, the 50 lb. bag of batteries in a designer bag by your feet.
It’s guaranteed to kill you within two hours of strapping it on.
Just wait until 5G technology launches. It will get worse especially the commercials.
Uh, a little too much information, if you ask me!
Oddly enough they all die of colon cancer.
I don’t think I will bother!!! I see you Alien!!!
Paging Professor Pinero…
Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
August 21, 2015
wldhrsy2luv over 5 years ago
Take it away! I changed my mind!
suv2000 over 5 years ago
Why does she need that? She is just going to lie to herself and everyone else about how much exercise she does everyday
Farside99 over 5 years ago
It’s accurate on time of death to within 2 hours, or your money back…and we never give money back. I’ll leave it up to you to figure our why. Caveat Emptor.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Is that two hours before or after the warranty runs out?
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
It also comes with a 250 ft. extension cord or, for a little more, the 50 lb. bag of batteries in a designer bag by your feet.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s guaranteed to kill you within two hours of strapping it on.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just wait until 5G technology launches. It will get worse especially the commercials.
ajakimber425 over 5 years ago
Uh, a little too much information, if you ask me!
J Short over 5 years ago
Oddly enough they all die of colon cancer.
SheMc over 5 years ago
I don’t think I will bother!!! I see you Alien!!!
The Brooklyn Accent over 5 years ago
Paging Professor Pinero…
Impkins Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)