Lying is so natural for Trump he could possibly pass a lie detector test which is designed to detect metabolic changes during lying. If one lies all the time, what metabolic changes could occur.
In any case, Mike Pence now becomes the first vice president ever in history to have to say he would be willing to take a lie detector test.
And in the Trump White House, EVERYONE is a suspect, because EVERYONE KNOWS that Trump is utterly over his head and utterly unfit for office.
Calibrating a polygraph is having the person tell a known lie (such as wrong age or gender) among a set of otherwise known truthful questions. The dumpster would fail this part and therefore fail the polygraph.
Hey!….donnie bonespurs can truthfully boost of having something big……1 out of 3 is not good but still better than nothing…i wonder if his uncle putie complains about it tickling his backside?
The Pinocchio reference is especially apt, since Pinocchio was a puppet. The only real question is who’s pulling the strings – like we didn’t know. “До свидания, Comrade Putin.”
With his pathology, Trump could sail through as pulse, BP, sweating, all the indicators are in constant flux in our Psychotic Overlord Tyrant Uber Scum.
DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Lying is so natural for Trump he could possibly pass a lie detector test which is designed to detect metabolic changes during lying. If one lies all the time, what metabolic changes could occur.
In any case, Mike Pence now becomes the first vice president ever in history to have to say he would be willing to take a lie detector test.
And in the Trump White House, EVERYONE is a suspect, because EVERYONE KNOWS that Trump is utterly over his head and utterly unfit for office.
They all know. They’ve always known.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago
Calibrating a polygraph is having the person tell a known lie (such as wrong age or gender) among a set of otherwise known truthful questions. The dumpster would fail this part and therefore fail the polygraph.
tejanolasereyes over 5 years ago
Hey!….donnie bonespurs can truthfully boost of having something big……1 out of 3 is not good but still better than nothing…i wonder if his uncle putie complains about it tickling his backside?
lopaka over 5 years ago
Quick, somebody rub some Tabasco sauce on that button.
Daeder over 5 years ago
A polygraph machine in the white house would be registering lies constantly!…even before it was plugged in!
Ontman over 5 years ago
Everyone has to be good at something. Donnie is best at lying, BELIEVE ME.
gammaguy over 5 years ago
I suspect that all of his staff could truthfully answer “no” if asked, “Are you the author of that op-ed.”
But if asked, “Are you one of the authors of that op-ed,” the results could be very different.
Bookworm over 5 years ago
The Pinocchio reference is especially apt, since Pinocchio was a puppet. The only real question is who’s pulling the strings – like we didn’t know. “До свидания, Comrade Putin.”
Dani Rice over 5 years ago
This was laugh-out-loud funny! Thanks, Nick.
montessoriteacher over 5 years ago
The perfect image for trump’s lie detector in the WH.
Kip W over 5 years ago
I like the person who suggested asking everybody if they agree with the editorial.
siddiqqi44 over 5 years ago
It would not surprise if the “anonasmouss” writer was either Mr. JOHN MILLER or even Mr. JOHN BARON !
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
President Paranoid Putz
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, it would be interesting if Trump himself was the “leak”. Who would suspect?
JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yes, Pence – Toady in Chief
Ally2005 over 5 years ago
Your going to need a bigger, nuclear hardened machine to survive Trump and this White House.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
With his pathology, Trump could sail through as pulse, BP, sweating, all the indicators are in constant flux in our Psychotic Overlord Tyrant Uber Scum.
pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago
Spot on Mr Anderson! And so are the comments ♥