Oh yes, Allen, that makes you a winner tonight. Grace, on the other hand, is quietly sporting her “Ballard Brooch and Bracelet” combo, that allows her to consider Allen’s remarks to be unworthy of notice.
You’re right Vet. Allen, if he’s not careful, will very shortly have 4 plants near him. He could be picking petals out of his proboscis for a week. It all depends of the state of Grace !
Don’t you just hate “uppers”.. Sorry Allen.. but it’s pet peeve of mine.. I have a sister-in-law that is like that.. always upping every story.. purchase.. experience.
WoodEye over 5 years ago
Be careful Allen, or you will have lillies on your chest!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
The ones that get watered.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
That would get extremely annoying, and soon too.
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
The one with the fewest wins.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh yes, Allen, that makes you a winner tonight. Grace, on the other hand, is quietly sporting her “Ballard Brooch and Bracelet” combo, that allows her to consider Allen’s remarks to be unworthy of notice.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
These are now power plants and who wants to be too close to them.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yes… not only is Grace wearing THREE pieces of jewelry, not even counting her wedding ring and a watch…
but Buster only comes when she calls him,
she knows 27 words of French, to your 4….
and she outweighs you by 20 pounds.
Plus…. the remote is under her seat cushion…..
and…. last but in no way least…. she’s the only one in the house who knows how to make dinner.
Give up.
pcolli over 5 years ago
“And I’m going to whack you around the head with this picture.”
Diat60 over 5 years ago
But WHO put those three plants there? Eh? Eh?
Vet Premium Member over 5 years ago
He’d better watch it or he’s going to be wearing her plant as a hat.
Linguist over 5 years ago
You’re right Vet. Allen, if he’s not careful, will very shortly have 4 plants near him. He could be picking petals out of his proboscis for a week. It all depends of the state of Grace !
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t you just hate “uppers”.. Sorry Allen.. but it’s pet peeve of mine.. I have a sister-in-law that is like that.. always upping every story.. purchase.. experience.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
“Yeah? Well I have the number ‘5’ written on my face, while you clearly have only an ‘0’…”
well-i-never over 5 years ago
If you took different silverware than two others you heard, “Oddball! Oddball!” It was fourth grade.
Chris Sherlock over 5 years ago
Grace’s body language suggests that if Allen is in fact winning, his victory will be short-lived.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Still missing you, Sheriff.
Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago
Topper from “Dilbert” in retirement.