Tell them yes and invite them to come discuss terms.
At least it wasn’t from that Nebulian prince.
“The GRS has issued a warrant for your arrest for income tax fraud”….. Yeah? Let me throw on some clothes because you’re calling me from a cell phone (caller ID) at 6:30 a.m. and i’ll meet the cops at my gate….
“I’m from Microsoft technical services and we’ve detected a virus on your…”
“Click.”
Ironically, this is probably what would happen if we ever did make contact with life elsewhere in the universe…
But in all seriousness, galactic interest rates are just out of this world.
And so, the search for intelligence continues.
wait! maybe its real and we can save some money???
Let’s answer, hmmmm, just have to give them my Soc Sec Number and my bank info, seems easy enough….
The Do Not Call list never works!
Register for a new IP address and then don’t answer it.
I suppose you COULD interpret that as ‘To serve Man’?
Love those calls. Usually get at least 5 minutes in before they figure out I don’t use credit cards.
“Sign up for a re-fi from WellsStarGo.”
“Cosmic Express. For when it has absolutely has to be there yesterday!”
Oh Great! Next thing you know, they’ll tell me my Google listing isn’t up to date…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
Tell them yes and invite them to come discuss terms.
Bilan over 5 years ago
At least it wasn’t from that Nebulian prince.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
“The GRS has issued a warrant for your arrest for income tax fraud”….. Yeah? Let me throw on some clothes because you’re calling me from a cell phone (caller ID) at 6:30 a.m. and i’ll meet the cops at my gate….
kaffekup over 5 years ago
“I’m from Microsoft technical services and we’ve detected a virus on your…”
“Click.”
Argythree over 5 years ago
Ironically, this is probably what would happen if we ever did make contact with life elsewhere in the universe…
Earthling Premium Member over 5 years ago
But in all seriousness, galactic interest rates are just out of this world.
Tigressy over 5 years ago
And so, the search for intelligence continues.
brain Les over 5 years ago
wait! maybe its real and we can save some money???
Let’s answer, hmmmm, just have to give them my Soc Sec Number and my bank info, seems easy enough….
freewaydog over 5 years ago
The Do Not Call list never works!
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Register for a new IP address and then don’t answer it.
Sephten over 5 years ago
I suppose you COULD interpret that as ‘To serve Man’?
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Love those calls. Usually get at least 5 minutes in before they figure out I don’t use credit cards.
Display over 5 years ago
“Sign up for a re-fi from WellsStarGo.”
kaffekup over 5 years ago
“Cosmic Express. For when it has absolutely has to be there yesterday!”
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh Great! Next thing you know, they’ll tell me my Google listing isn’t up to date…