Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 25, 2018

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    jasonsnakelover  over 5 years ago

    Get the car (vet) to make a house call.

    Take care and God bless.

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    meg_grif  over 5 years ago

    Give him a dose of Skele-Gro!

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Some things you need to lie about.

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    Get a forklift.

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Know a good levitation spell, Wiz ?

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    That certainly looks like a tail of woe.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Life can be a drag when you’re draggin’ dragons!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, there are pills that could give him one type of bone, but you’d have to take him to the vet for it.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 5 years ago

    Capsaicin enema ought to give him a real backbone.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Tow rope and a team of oxen?

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    Amra Leo  over 5 years ago

    Hulk carry. Puny dragon…

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Same as with the chickens?

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    kimodb Premium Member over 5 years ago

    LOL that was me this morning with my feline!

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    Nyckname  over 5 years ago

    Forklift.

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    EdCampbell  over 5 years ago

    Use your wand and levitate him.

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    paullp Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Make him into boneless dragon nuggets? Yum!!

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    sneezykevina  over 5 years ago

    My 40 pound dog does that. It amazes me how she can just stick to the ground and I can’t pull her.

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