now the gnome will give the kids the creeps at home
Weren’t you listening, Madeline? It’s a petrified elf.
I have an undead gnome made to look as if it’s coming out of the ground. Kept the trick-or-treaters away last year.
Position that thing in garden facing the kids bedrooms! Paint the eyeballs with clear phosphorescent paint!
I’m surprised Alice doesn’t want it in her room.
Why?
And thus, matricide.
this is one of the best
Madeline: “Ooo!”
Petey: “Gah!”
Alice: “Ew!”
Peter: “Sigh…”
And it comes with 10% off at Travelocity.
A perfect payload for Dill’s brothers’ trebuchet!
There’s one who’s self-conscious about his status as a stable genius in the White House.
Gosh, Madeline! I thought you had better taste!
Slightly soiled after having been inserted into Mr. O’Reilley by Basil Fawlty.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
now the gnome will give the kids the creeps at home
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Weren’t you listening, Madeline? It’s a petrified elf.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 5 years ago
I have an undead gnome made to look as if it’s coming out of the ground. Kept the trick-or-treaters away last year.
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Position that thing in garden facing the kids bedrooms! Paint the eyeballs with clear phosphorescent paint!
well-i-never over 5 years ago
I’m surprised Alice doesn’t want it in her room.
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
Why?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
And thus, matricide.
seaturtlehorse over 5 years ago
this is one of the best
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
Madeline: “Ooo!”
Petey: “Gah!”
Alice: “Ew!”
Peter: “Sigh…”
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
And it comes with 10% off at Travelocity.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
A perfect payload for Dill’s brothers’ trebuchet!
sandflea over 5 years ago
There’s one who’s self-conscious about his status as a stable genius in the White House.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Gosh, Madeline! I thought you had better taste!
Thomas R. Williams over 5 years ago
Slightly soiled after having been inserted into Mr. O’Reilley by Basil Fawlty.