I wish Dunzz Largerump would join the space farce and disappear from our lives till the end of eternity and after. Unfortunately his bone spurs are holding him back.
Now let me see. Mr. Trump failed an Atlantic City Casino into bankruptcy (one among many failed business enterprises) but thinks he can create a successful new military service branch. And his first step in the creation of this new service is to let the public vote on the logo (for merchandising purposes, of course). Ah, don’t you love the smell of “free enterprise” in the morning?
Trump has pissed off Harley Davidson riders, so he’s still stuck between ground level, swamp level, and Hades. Anyone cavorting with Russian assassin loving Putin and promoting child abuse and family destruction at our borders has serious issues. The Mormon church still loves him though.
SFCGaTor: “The reborn Russian Bear has the same capabilities as those under the old Soviet Bear and has added some new ones.” And you’re OK with Commander Bonespurs making secret deals with Vlad, the owner of the reborn Russian Bear? Seems illogical.
DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Space cadet Comrade Donald J TRUMPski, NOT reporting for duty because, you know, BONESPURS!
Daeder over 5 years ago
Strictly one way.
Briwnys over 5 years ago
I love it! Absolute perfection; this is really, really Yuuuuuuge!
shakeswilly over 5 years ago
I wish Dunzz Largerump would join the space farce and disappear from our lives till the end of eternity and after. Unfortunately his bone spurs are holding him back.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
Can we make sure he has a Red Shirt??
superposition over 5 years ago
Are we going to use Russian or Chinese rockets to launch our Space Force?
Stevefk over 5 years ago
Hurry, call Flash Gordon, Commander Cody, Buck Rogers and the rest of the early space heroes to save us from this evil tyrant!
gammaguy over 5 years ago
“We’ll buy you a ticket.”
You’ve already been paying for it… though your descendants will have to keep paying.
walfishj over 5 years ago
Space Cadet
montessoriteacher over 5 years ago
Great idea. Send trump into outer space.
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Now let me see. Mr. Trump failed an Atlantic City Casino into bankruptcy (one among many failed business enterprises) but thinks he can create a successful new military service branch. And his first step in the creation of this new service is to let the public vote on the logo (for merchandising purposes, of course). Ah, don’t you love the smell of “free enterprise” in the morning?
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Trump is more like Woody.
Ally2005 over 5 years ago
Who ya gonna call? Space Farce! Gen. Dudley Dolittle in command.
Andylit Premium Member over 5 years ago
Questions.
Are the Chinese and Russians working on militarizing orbital space?
For how long?
Do we allow it to go unanswered?
Are we prepared to allow the destruction of out surveillance, communications and GPS satellites in the event of a conflict?
pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago
Spot on, Mr Anderson ♥
Gary Williams Premium Member over 5 years ago
When do we launch the USS Enterprise with Captain James T Kirk in Command
ahab over 5 years ago
Trump has pissed off Harley Davidson riders, so he’s still stuck between ground level, swamp level, and Hades. Anyone cavorting with Russian assassin loving Putin and promoting child abuse and family destruction at our borders has serious issues. The Mormon church still loves him though.
wiatr over 5 years ago
I’ve always said off-planet is the place he would be best kept.
casonia2 over 5 years ago
SFCGaTor: “The reborn Russian Bear has the same capabilities as those under the old Soviet Bear and has added some new ones.” And you’re OK with Commander Bonespurs making secret deals with Vlad, the owner of the reborn Russian Bear? Seems illogical.
casonia2 over 5 years ago
SFCGaTor: Citations, please. I will read them. I will also consider the sources.