The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. Dan Jenkins
You’d think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once, and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I’ve had broken bones that didn’t hurt as bad. Evel Knievel
A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I’ve won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well. Jack Nicklaus
“Correct” word or not, if someone yells “incoming!” on a golf course, I’m still gonna cover my head. They actually make hard hats that look like baseball caps. Considering his propensity for bad luck, Brutus should really invest in one of those.
Wilde Bill over 5 years ago
Brutus has taken a few golfballs to the ol’ noggin, lately.
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. Dan Jenkins
You’d think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once, and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I’ve had broken bones that didn’t hurt as bad. Evel Knievel
A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I’ve won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well. Jack Nicklaus
docforbin over 5 years ago
Brutus is actually playing better than Tiger Woods is these days.
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
That is how the show Newhart ended.
raptor over 5 years ago
Golf – an enjoyable walk spoiled by a bag of sticks and a ball
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Correct” word or not, if someone yells “incoming!” on a golf course, I’m still gonna cover my head. They actually make hard hats that look like baseball caps. Considering his propensity for bad luck, Brutus should really invest in one of those.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
When you’re down range it’s incoming.