Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for August 10, 2018

What makes Gil think they’re being hard on themselves?

Well so far this is just riveting.

P1, Not any weirder than your pig nose.

P2, That doesn’t mean you’ll beat Barry Bader by 2 or 3 strokes.

P3, It’s bad enough these two finish each others sentences, now they wear the same outfits, minus the cap. See the color version.

In all reality , so far Gil is spending a lot of time hanging out with the guys . Don’t worry about the Pine Ridge poor sports, I’ve got a special surprise for them . I’m unleashing Kevin Moose Pelwickie on them , he makes Happy Gilmore seem tame. Gee thanks Mr Thorp !

P3- Yep. Tony & Wiltzin are driving themselves harder than a mule across the desert in an episode of Death Valley Days.

Gil says loosen up and I will show you my priest moves

A pair of 87s? The guy on the left must be Sidney Crosby.

87s? For tournament players, that ain’t $h*t. They wouldn’t make the cut.

Gil instructs them that they are gripping the shaft too tightly.

And we’re gong . . . where?

Is Gil supposed to have traveled to Goshen for this tournament? Milford CC certainly spares no expense when it comes to its junior golf program.

Now, for the back nine

Speaking of True (which of course no one did). Have y’all heard about the WFU assistant basketball coach charged with killing that guy?

It’s good to see Roger from “What’s Happening” make an appearance.

Time for Double-D and Rizzik to get to work exposing all the pencil-whipping and foot-wedgin’ goin’ on in the Valley Juniors

I just realized that Wilson is actually a blerd.

Guys…ease up on yourselves, and tell me…. what kind of a car payment are you looking for?

I’m seventy and still feel too young for a duffer game like golf. What are high school kids doing in the game?