Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 21, 2018

It’s okay, fishie. Don’t be sad. Come to me (and I’ll eat you. Heh heh)

“Yeah, the view is so… Hey look, an attractive female in a bikini!”

Maybe if you swapped out your fisheye lens for a telephoto.

There’s always a but.

Don’t worry. The garbage in the water will soon block the view.

Could be worse. Could be a nude beach.

I can’t believe it’s not whale blubber.

Hey! That could be an Antifa woman with a bikini.

And worse yet, that’s a picture from the guy’s swimming pool.

I was on a cruise ship once that had a porthole to the underwater part of the pool, and it was not a pretty sight.

A great white shark, on the other hand, would be in heaven.