Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 23, 2018

Well, technically…she’s not really wrong.

See also today’s Mythtickle.

Bee Barf!

So…….next time someone calls me ‘honey’, I punch them in the nose?

Well…you know…honey is bee boo boo. Just say’n.

Now isn’t that sweet? :>)

“I would like the animal vomit on toast, please!”

I have a mate, who is a beekeeper in his “free time.” I sometimes buy his honey, or he brings it to me as a gift. I wondered once, what he does differently these days, cos honey tastes better now. It’s actually really good. He answered, that he’s began bathing in it and that’s why his skin looks so young and fresh…I told him that he perhaps better start using professional marketer for his product…

It reminds me of Southern folk who use “Bless his heart” after saying something disparaging or revealing something distasteful. “I just found out my brother-in-law is a no-good, lying cheater….bless his heart.”

Could someone describe this ’toon to me? For some reason, it refuses to load to my computer? Thanks!

There’s a kind of honey where the bees collect the sweet poop of plant lice…