Tom Toles for May 20, 2018

The Donald: “I… 5th… My attorney told me to say something like that… But I’m 1st, I’m the best!”

SHORT MEMORANDUM – {rhyme}

Short will be Mueller’s note: -

- “Trump gave me little to quote,

but Boy!! – it got his goat

that I had him by the throat.

His chance to escape was remote.”

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Covfefe

Trump may well be doing the best he is capable of.

Yeah, his tiny little hands don’t have room for “I don’t recall” like EVERYONE ELSE in his “Administration” does.

Completely off topic, but I was so delighted at encountering this statement elsewhere on the Internet that I felt compelled to share it: “If the royal wedding were happening in my backyard, I’d pull the curtains.”

Also completely off-topic, but since you mentioned it…..Apologies to anybody who already read this when it was on-topic over at Two Party Opera the other day:

Nor even royal divorces

And queens and princes, to my mind

Are farces, all these forces

Most bitter-tasting type of tea

Is royalty (Nobility

Is slightly less regrettable

Although it’s quite inedible

They give a lad the belly-ache

With all their smug, “Let them eat cake!”)

Therefore I’ll be a cur and cad

And NOT say “Hank,, you lucky lad!”

Nor "Meg, you’re lovely in your finery

And welcome to the royal family"

What would fill my heart with glee?

Abolish British monarchy!

Toss it in the Thames or sea!

And on that happy day we’ll see

Them join the 18th century