Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2018

Thursday: Went in to the gym and picked up a brochure.

Sounds like regression, Pig.

Baby steps!

At least Pig is exercising his wrist.

My workout progress: Monday – Thought about going to gym. Tuesday morning – Thought harder. Tuesday afternoon – Have to go because I have yoga class there starting in an hour (as of writing this comment).

We’ll see ya at the gym if you exercise by the window.

I have just changed my bathroom’s name from “John” to “Jim.” Now I can honestly say I’ve gone to the Jim daily. Often several times.

Dang, you reminded me that I forgot to go to the gym yesterday….. that makes 312 days in a row…

On Thursday I drove through the parking lot

MY wife goes to the gym. I wave to her as she leaves.

Senor Pastis, you were going to be able to maintain the entirety of the, “Pee before pie except when pee has an ‘i’” spectrum, with your family coat-of-arms were you not?

I love seeing people driving to the gym and taking the elevator to the second floor.

I workout every day but only recently have once again been able to do stairs due to a hip replacement requiring a lot of reconstruction. I does feel wonderful to once again be climbing stairs like a normal person!

Pig’s Progress, or, The Slow, Very Slow Way to Weight Loss and Rock-hard Abs!

When they wave back, Pig, it will be time for the next big step….

I know the feeling, Pig…

Went to the gym, does that mean I must get out of my car? Was enjoying the free Wi-Fi so much.

Moral: Be very specific in your directions, because your readers will try to twist them around.