Didn’t SNL once have a sketch like this, and one of the pirates had a flamingo on his shoulder? (All you could see of it was the legs, of course.) I seem to recall Judge Reinhold being in it, which shows you how long ago that would be!
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender says, “We don’t serve pigs in here.” The guy says, “That’s not a pig; it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”
Stevefk almost 6 years ago
I heard pirates like to eat at Arrrby’s!
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Great, now I’ve got to get my crayons and finish this.
joegee almost 6 years ago
They’re not going to believe him at the airport.
biz.gocomics almost 6 years ago
Didn’t SNL once have a sketch like this, and one of the pirates had a flamingo on his shoulder? (All you could see of it was the legs, of course.) I seem to recall Judge Reinhold being in it, which shows you how long ago that would be!
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Hey mate, ’ow much did you pay for them ear rings?
Two dollars.
Not bad for a buccaneer!
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
You big dummy, now you’ve got another bill.
DrDavy2000 almost 6 years ago
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender says, “We don’t serve pigs in here.” The guy says, “That’s not a pig; it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 6 years ago
Arrgh…I hate it wren that happens.
Cerabooge almost 6 years ago
It doubles as the ship’s doctor.
TheWildSow almost 6 years ago
What did the Pirate say at his 80th birthday party?
“Aye, Matey!”