Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 16, 2018

Does your father really have $1,500 in his bank account from which you can borrow, Lio?

Your app doesn’t have “avoid tolls”?

Lio makes the best robots. Now if he can only use them for peaceful purposes and not for destruction.

Oh, but Godzilla can just waltz in free of charge?

These bridge and tunnel robots give me a pain.

It looks more like a Phillie robot to me, so they’re good to go.

About 75 lbs of quarters; should be easy enough for a giant robot to carry.

No wonder they tend to rampage and destroy cities.

And thus, Transformers were born!

Guess they saw him coming up the turnpike.

For whom the bridge tolls; it tolls for thee.

The government would come up with anything to make people pay money.

Nice, energetic-looking robot there, Lio! And that exorbitant toll charge is clearly biased and deserves to be overturned. Set your robot to Stun for starters….

Aw, what the heck. Just fly around. And if you’re robot can’t fly then make it fly. NOW, Lio. You hear me? NOW. And make it a dragon too.