A guy is being chased by a bear and finds himself trapped in a box canyon. Realizing he has only moments before the bear catches him he prays, Lord, I will devote my life to you if you will turn this bear into a Christian. Suddenly the bear stops and kneels down. Lord, we thank thee for the bounty thou hast placed before us.
Ok, the ram is Eweish, the bear is Presbearterian, the moose is Seventh Deer Adventist,and the cougar is, or course, Catlick (often at odds with the church dogma). Of what faiths is the rabbit?
gammaguy about 6 years ago
That doesn’t look at all like the old Studio 54.
KenseidenXL about 6 years ago
OK, so where’s Quasimodo….
CeeJay about 6 years ago
“May their guns never fire. May their bullets all be blanks. Amen”
The Brooklyn Accent about 6 years ago
There are no atheists in fox holes.
Bill The Nuke about 6 years ago
Prey pray?
Lablubber about 6 years ago
A guy is being chased by a bear and finds himself trapped in a box canyon. Realizing he has only moments before the bear catches him he prays, Lord, I will devote my life to you if you will turn this bear into a Christian. Suddenly the bear stops and kneels down. Lord, we thank thee for the bounty thou hast placed before us.
Needles2sayu~sewFunny about 6 years ago
At times, the beauty and solitude of nature can be better than any man made place of worship.
Impkins Premium Member about 6 years ago
I just love this one…
TIMH about 6 years ago
Ok, the ram is Eweish, the bear is Presbearterian, the moose is Seventh Deer Adventist,and the cougar is, or course, Catlick (often at odds with the church dogma). Of what faiths is the rabbit?
TIMH about 6 years ago
Answered my own question. The rabbit is, naturally, a Hare Krishna.