Pickles by Brian Crane for May 18, 2018

But you didn’t bother to check to see the difference?

Paybacks are indeed a b___h.

I feel sorry for Earl… Everytime I try to use super glue I end up gluing my fingers together and I start to panic.So now when I use the stuff I keep a bottle of nail polish remover handy. It’s the only thing I’ve found that will cut it. Even acetone and gasoline won’t phase the stuff. I try to avoid using it at all if possible.

I expect he will come unglued by dinner time

One would think that the shape of the containers might be a clue.

Fingernail polish remover with acetone in it is all he needs.

Superglue in the grooming drawer, accidental? I think not!

At least it didn’t get mixed up with the Prep H.

Try reading the label next time.

Men marry to get someone to blame.

Some women marry to say, “I told you so.”

A tube of super-glue might be mistaken for a tube of Pinaud mustache wax…. if you didn’t have your glasses on, if you were half-asleep, and if you hadn’t had you daily dose of caffeine !

I’ve used mustache wax for 55 years – since I first grew my mustache ( I’ve only shaved it off twice in all those years – once when I went into the Army, and the second time when I lost a bet and shaved it, and my beard, for charity, back in 1996 !

Hmm. Sounds like Opal is seeking revenge for the spray adhesive incident. How petty.

Nail polish remover is a solvent for super glue.

Opal is getting even, and showing just how mean she can be. No wonder her kids wonder if they love each other.

The only thing I’ve managed to glue together with super glue is my fingers. I can’t seem to make it stick on anything else, so needless to say it doesn’t get used much around here.

I once started to brush my teeth with Ben-Gay.