The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 02, 2018

She drew the wrinkles on her body using a Sharpei.

It sure beats the back alley treatment where they just use a staple gun.

I need a picture of one of those dogs cocking its leg on a fire hydrant. I’m going to label it “Felt tip pen”, because it would be a Shar-Pei marker.

That’s how she got that pearl necklace – really turns the boys on!

That’s what happened!

Somebody gave me a Xotob treatment in my sleep.

I wondered how I got those wrinkles!

I mean, I didn’t have them just a few years ago.

BTW… Until maybe a couple of years ago, the Wikipedia entry for Shar Pei said … and this is real….

“For the felt tip marker, see Sharpie.”

Somebody finally removed it. Aw…..

But searching Wikipedia for “Sharpie” takes you to a “disambiguation” page, which still, AFAIK, contains the entry, “For the dog, see Shar Pei.”

It cost her a week’s Pei.

The Mexican Hairless dogs use Eniagor.

Love Xotob! Clever.

Who knew Shar Peis could be so catty?

Reverse Botox

I heard she also got a ecaf tfil…

The boys are waiting for the good times to roll!

Awfully CATTY of them!

Every dog has her day, and this is Shar-Pei Diem.

She had to have had those undone.