Herman by Jim Unger for April 22, 2018

…Straight to the bottom with all that gold!

I’m certain this gentleman would never even think of padding his claim.

Mine only had 14 silk shirts.

Even with cameras in the area to look for folks slipping in bombs or other security concerns, baggage handlers continued to break into luggage and keep whatever they wanted. They considered it a perquisite of the job.

Don’t forget to mention the Van Gogh you purchased at the Christies auction.

…hey…as with life…it’s all relative…it’s only as valuable as someone else thinks it is…

Sounds like a couple of my Expense reports, at least according to my Sales manager.

Sir we are truly sorry for your loss and we will give you a $500 voucher towards your next flight with us. However according to our records you failed to pay the over weight fee’s on that bag? and after careful consideration it has been determined you owe us $700 in baggage fee’s.

Than You for flying with Cutthroat Air.

Funny ’toon … But when did we decide to reward dishonest behavior?

“Oh, and, uh, a tape deck and some Creedence tapes….”