Garfield by Jim Davis for May 17, 2018

pretty much, Garfield

Maybe Jon should try having house plants, again.

Shouldn’t be a problem actually. There’s carrot cake, pumpkin pie and zucchini bread for example. See where I’m going with this?

He says to the oblate carnivore.

Aren’t cats carnivorous?

Where have I heard that before?

My mother used to say the same thing to me all the time.

What do you mean “none whatsoever,” Garfield? You like lasagna, don’t you? The sauce is made with tomatoes and maybe some other veggies. And while you don’t mention it much, I’m sure you love carrot cake. Veggies! And chocolate’s a veggie too! It’s made out of beans!

He is doing just fine.There’s plenty of Vitamins In his grub.Pizza does have Veggies,Try any Kind.The Deluxe ones have it all.I am sure Meeces just Like Fishees are full of Proteins for Cats.But the modern household Pet in most developped nations it Is canned food or dry food The main Source of Nourishment.In most Unindustrialised countries Cats still enjoy good old Meece.I would say that Garfield outta try a Nice Salad with Tuna on it Who know the Critter Might just like it.He needs to eat The Green stuff besides The tuna.Which he is bound to Eat first I am sure.Other pets like :‘’Schnookums and Meat’ Are fed can food.Besides Garfield is Buddies with Meece.He Likes Only The Finest Thingsin Life He said Once On ‘’The Garfield Show’’ And Went To Vittos’sPlace for Pizza.It must the equivalent of Fast food made exclusively for Pets.But Don’t Forget Folks That In even Our Fish are Contaminateddue to Ocean Pollution.The Safest Bet Is To Eat with Caution. :)

I’m a cat. Cats don’t do vegetables. End of story.

I’m afraid so.

Cats are not designed to be vegetarians, Jon. Haven’t you ever watched Cats 101?

sorry

So that’s why he doesn’t hunt mice. He’s vegetarian! A new conspiracy

Garfield you don’t want to eat no vegetables whatsoever, there’s tomato in both pizza and lasagna, and you couldn’t live without either.

No, he shouldn’t. Vegetables are bad for cats.