Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 19, 2018

Who would notice a four hundred twenty-sixth gondolier in the Venetian canals?

Is Raven’s fund still accepting new clients?

Maybe the Man of La Mancha had to take a leak really bad? He definitely needed to see a doctor.

ONLY 425? Seems like a lot of traffic to me. I misread goo as god and was initially startled by the fact that a god was oozing from the street.

Why can’t they analyze the “black goo”? Why doesn’t Raven see a good Dentist?

… So Raven took out a reverse mortgage and bought more stock. Then the Turkish economy crashed. Long story short, Raven is back at the zoo throwing poop.

I heard Jed Clampett had the same problem on his land as the Venezuelans.

Just picking stocks does not make a chimpanzee a money manager. Who’s money did Raven manage? What certifications and licenses did Raven have? …Not.

Dart board stock picks have beaten the experts at times. This is where you put the newspaper stock listings up on a wall and throw darts at it to pick the stocks.

Skin of Evil – TNG

farewell to Tasha Yar

Money managers don’t need to be good at picking stocks. They just need to be good at convincing people that they do.

So all the workers in Italy are gondoliers, then?