That’s not quite enough…it also has to a natural born citizen of the United States, be at least 35 years old, and have resided in the US for at least 14 years. A box of noodles and powdered cheese sauce is probably past its expiration date by then.
This is one of those wonderful concepts that I’m definitely going to remember. I’ll save it up, waiting for just the right moment to use it. Then, when the moment arrives and somebody says something which (unknown to them of course) gives me the right opening, I will quote what Jon wrote here.
I will then flee the room, just ahead of the wave of outage.
It’s of such small moments of joy that life’s seasoning is made. Rather like Hamburger Helper, in fact.
Space_cat over 4 years ago
Well… That explains the orange, and the stupid!
cooganm Premium Member over 4 years ago
Brilliant
prrdh over 4 years ago
That’s not quite enough…it also has to a natural born citizen of the United States, be at least 35 years old, and have resided in the US for at least 14 years. A box of noodles and powdered cheese sauce is probably past its expiration date by then.
Diat60 over 4 years ago
Cow slurry? I may turn vegetarian!
DavidPlatt over 4 years ago
“Hamburger. It’s not just cow slurry any more.”
This is one of those wonderful concepts that I’m definitely going to remember. I’ll save it up, waiting for just the right moment to use it. Then, when the moment arrives and somebody says something which (unknown to them of course) gives me the right opening, I will quote what Jon wrote here.
I will then flee the room, just ahead of the wave of outage.
It’s of such small moments of joy that life’s seasoning is made. Rather like Hamburger Helper, in fact.