First Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for August 31, 2015
Daughter: Hey dad? Is there a God? Father: Of course there is, Sweetie. Daughter: How do you know? Father: Because once a week he raches down from the Heavens with his giant hairy tentacle of judgement and crushes all the children who question him into a fine pink mist. Father: Ooh. Is it Thursday again already?