You build a competing stand across the street and operate it at a loss until she goes under. You then get taxpayer financing to build and manage an expensive hotel on her site.
Somehow, even as a small child, I think I could have withstood being kicked in the ribs by Fluffy or Nougat. Now if they had a kangaroo enforcer, that would be a different matter.
Space_cat almost 6 years ago
This question was on the entrance exam to Trump University!
gigagrouch almost 6 years ago
…and then you run for the presidency.
PoodleGroomer almost 6 years ago
You build a competing stand across the street and operate it at a loss until she goes under. You then get taxpayer financing to build and manage an expensive hotel on her site.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Michael Cohen would have known! (But nowadays he’d deny he knew it.)
Kaputnik almost 6 years ago
Somehow, even as a small child, I think I could have withstood being kicked in the ribs by Fluffy or Nougat. Now if they had a kangaroo enforcer, that would be a different matter.
Scoutmaster77 almost 6 years ago
The art of the steal.
Ira Friedwald Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Funniest strip yet. I’m crying laughing. And I had that prof in college.