Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for June 04, 2018

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The only way to avoid being extremely ridiculous is to avoid this family of topics.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    We Orvilleredenbacherites know the true origin of corn! Woe to the unbepoppers!

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    salenstormwing  almost 6 years ago

    I reject all food-based deities, mostly because I have a hard time keeping them fresh and unspoiled. Now mineral-based deities, they never spoil!

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 6 years ago

    Corn oil, used to make mayonnaise, makes it the sun of corn. Corn of corn. oil of oil. Very corn of very corn.

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    I worship Bacon God. Bacon goes with everything, and Baconaise is good on everything, as it, of course, is the 1st Condiment. Bacon is a powerful God and has been solely responsible for the conversion of countless Vegans.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I think we can bring these two vulcans/guys together. Ever hear of Mexican roasted corn? Rolled in butter, mayo, chili powder, and lime juice.

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