Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 03, 2018

Just now realized this story arc is a rerun, as I remember this strip in one of my books.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Phoebe Max’s dream wgah’nagl fhtagn!

{shaking head in disappointment} oh, Phoebe

That’s using your noodle(s), Phoebe!

Wonder what hashtags Max will use ? #girlfiend #noodleface

Marigold has created a Noodle Incident.

I suppose it makes as much sense as eating Tide pods.

You girls are weird.

“Yeah, it totally made sense when my unicorn suggested that I do it.” “And if your unicorn suggested that you jump off the roof, would you have done it?” “Well, it didn’t harm the goblin.”

“Yeah, it totally made sense when my unicorn suggested that I do it.” “And if your unicorn suggested that you jump off the roof, would you have done it?” “Well, it didn’t harm the goblin.”

Stop listening to Marigold.

And isn’t it comfoting that, many years from now, when you have kids of your own, that photo will still be drifting cheerily around the Internet?

And isn’t it comfoting that, many years from now, when you have kids of your own, that photo will still be drifting cheerily around the Internet?

In tomorrow’s strip Dakota will start calling Phoebe “noodleface”.

Oh that Marigold! What a sense of humor!

I can imagine Max standing in a dark alley somewhere selling pictures of Phoebe with noodles on her face out of that trenchcoat.