I’m reminded of the man who asked his friends to “anoint” his casket with his finest beer. His buddy asked, “Do you mind if I strain it through my kidneys first”?
You’ve heard the expression " You’d be late for your own funeral " ?
Well, my father, who in life,( in spite of my mother ), always tried to be prompt – especially for Mass, – didn’t “make it to the church on time” for his last time.
The morning of the funeral, the number of mourners and cars in the procession from the funeral home to the church was so long, that he was, indeed 15 minutes late, for his own funeral.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
What if they’re busy that day?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
When the doc says “there’ve been several”, is he referring to dying wishes or casts of “Cheers”?
Sisu60 about 6 years ago
at least they would know his name and glad he came, Cheers that is.
Rosette about 6 years ago
Just lie, doc. Andy won’t know who shows!
Cerabooge about 6 years ago
I’m reminded of the man who asked his friends to “anoint” his casket with his finest beer. His buddy asked, “Do you mind if I strain it through my kidneys first”?
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 6 years ago
Lemont: If you could attend your own funeral, what would you like to hear them say about you?
Clyde: “Look, he’s still breathing!”
Linguist about 6 years ago
You’ve heard the expression " You’d be late for your own funeral " ?
Well, my father, who in life,( in spite of my mother ), always tried to be prompt – especially for Mass, – didn’t “make it to the church on time” for his last time.
The morning of the funeral, the number of mourners and cars in the procession from the funeral home to the church was so long, that he was, indeed 15 minutes late, for his own funeral.
Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Andy, you’re in the Good Place…”
“Sam Malone?!”
“No, but I get that a lot.”