The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 30, 2018

Gato-malan anyone?

I guess this wouldn’t be the sort of coffee shop where you could order a toasted beagle and cream cheese?

Oohh sorry….

Well…. how about a hot do..g… um…. never mind.

I guess I’ll take that catpuccino, please…. as long as it wasn’t made with low cat milk….

and a piece of that Russian Blue-berry pie sounds pretty good.

Fangs.

I like mine with less head.

The problem with catpuccinos is the milk always disappears.

Catfee Latte for me.

Decat, for when you want to sleep undisturbed in the early morning.

Mmm, purrfect.

I’d prefer an alpuccino.

Just thinking about the cat hair makes ya want to gag!

Eeww, cat poo ccino? Oh, right… dogs.

Arianne, enough with your scatological comment, purlease; it’s obfuscating my mind, and my thoughts are scattered here, there & everywhere. It’s catastrophic and leaves me catatonic.

From 100% Arabicat beans