Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 25, 2019

Don’t get it in your eyes

I don’t think K-2-X® came out yet.

A local disturbance in the atomic force that keeps Ben-Day dots in orderly patterns has permitted the escape of a small swarm. They are flocking toward Sluggo’s eyes because, well, his eyes are just big dots which also exert an attractive force. Nancy should not get much closer or some will break away from the Sluggo cloud to follow her around.

Sluggo may need to have more vitamins in his diet…https://www.livestrong.com/article/507362-seeing-spots-as-a-symptom-of-vitamin-deficiency/

No, that’s for getting rid of the dog. “Out, damned Spot!”

I don’t get it. (Just kidding.)

Hope he can spot the difference.

A fly swatter might be more useful, Sluggo.

Dat isn’t working Sluggo

External floaters. Very annoying.

Rabbittitis?

1-NANCY: WTH? SLUGGO: I have a new super power. I can sneeze antibiotic resistant germs through my eyes now. HERE THEY COME VILLAIN! AND ONLY I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE. BWAAA HAA HAAA!2-NANCY: Oh brother. SLUGGO HA! POW! Another dose of humanity ending germs! UH OH!3-NANCY: What now?!?!4-SLUGGO: Ummm, my antidote isn’t woikin’. NANCY: So, we’re doomed?!?! SLUGGO: Nah. I was exaggeratin’ a little. It’s just eye snot. NANCY: So what’s with the antidote? SLUGGO: I was just trying to sell it! I had the whole world scared there for a minute. NANCY: Yeah. You’re a regular Orson Welles…

OK, why not?