Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 18, 2019

For shame! Robbing a blind piggy…..

It seems to happen to us as well. Never had the feeling you were being robbed blind?

Piggy Bank: “I could’ve gotten a job in a insurance commercial, but nooo…wait, this is 1950! They won’t be doing TV commercials about GEICO® for another half century!!”

talk about robbing someone blind!

There’s always a solution….

1- I want a pulled pork sammich…

2- …but the eyes on this thing remind me that pigs are supposed to be intelligent creatures with deep feelings.

3- It’s almost enough to make a person consider a vegetarian lifestyle.

4- Nah! Eating meat is not a lifestyle choice. I was BORN THIS WAY! Sorry bout ya pig.

Nancy has a conscience? In a pig’s eye!

In 1950 you can get a lot with a quarter.

So the blindfold on prisoners standing before firing squads is NOT for the prisoner’s benefit!

We slid a table knife in the slot and a coin would slide down it.

Good strategy.

Considering where the plug was, she did well to blindfold the pig. Yipe!