Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 11, 2017

This ghost looks way too much like Casper, and not enough like the Crypt Keeper.

I am a former radio and TV engineer. I have leaned to hate this time of year.

This ghost must be the one who runs Halmark’s television station.

And this ghost is everywhere!

They haven’t finished eating their pumpkin spice candy from Halloween.

I remember when Christmas wasn’t until after Thanksgiving. Good times.

And I will curse you with catalogs and flyers from now until after New Years.

that’s the one that scares me and there’s no redemption in it

I was shopping at a warehouse club at the end of September. The Halloween stuff was in the first aisle, the second aisle was lining up stinking Christmas stuff. In September.

It’s ironic how early the advertising begins and there are people who STILL wait until the last minute which really stresses their holiday.

Yep. One house in the neighborhood put up lights 2 weeks ago, another last week, and the gal next door with the Christmas room has the tree plugged in and curtains open.