Tom Toles for October 10, 2017

That will be the next GREAT IDEA from Mr F. Moron.

I thought the Mexican government was paying for the wall.

Trump should just grab a gun and hold it to a kid’s head; it would be more honest.

In other diplomacy news, Trump tweeted that only one thing will work on North Korea.

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There was a second tweet, but it was quickly removed by staff.

It said “… and I wish to Hell I knew what it was.”

Is deal making supposed to seem like criminal act?

HOSTAGES – {limerick}

In hostage Trump has them held

’til concessions he has compelled

for a Dreamers deal

with Alt-Right appeal.

Audacity unparallelled.

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I think Chuck and Nancy just learned what all who deal with Trump eventually find out. Get it in writing. Trump promised that his wall would not be part of the deal. Oops. You messed up, you trusted him.

Gawd, he’s an EFFING MORON! Rexxon WAS RIGHT!!

So much for “master negotiator”.

BATS IN HIS ATTIC – {limerick}

There once was a Prez so erratic

that we thought he had bats in his attic,

piling guano so thickly

that it made us quite sickly.

His White House was quite problematic.

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Ah, dear Dim Donnie Dotard, the train-wreck that keeps on wrecking.

I thought blackmail was illegal.. guess that when the government does it it’s good.

Idiot liar Trump is leading the right wing terrorists.

By the way…he’s wrong AGAIN!!

“Why is the NFL getting massive tax breaks while at the same time disrespecting our Anthem, Flag and Country? Change tax law!” Trump wrote in a post on Twitter.

It was not clear what exactly Trump was demanding since the NFL gave up its tax-exempt status in 2015. The White House did not reply to requests for comment.

Clueless, ignorant, f*ing Morons: Congress. And Trump is even worse. Get ridda da bums.

Keep the Dreamers, deport Trump’s Nazis.

But most people fly to get here!