The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 12, 2017

You can use second hand thread.

Ya gotta hand it to him, he knows how to lend one.

Upholstery thread is the answer! It’s a pain in the @#** to deal with and keeps slipping out of the bobbin, but that stuff doesn’t break.

Igor is his right-hand man.

Franky just couldn’t pull himself together; his left hand didn’t know what his right was doing!

Gee, you’d think that since he was assembled from dead bodies, Frankenstein would be pretty stinky anyway.

Use fishing line instead.

He would have been healed by now, but no jokes that way.

Uh oh, Frankie’s on the Fritz.