You’d think such a tool would be more sympathetic to little boys, their being made at least partly of snips. This is the unkindest cut of all, shear madness. Time to cut and run Lio, preferably at a fast clip, to run outside and find the weapon that always defeats scissors… namely, a rock.
One time a man was listening to Eddie Rabbit’s Greatest Hits when he saw children playing in his yard. He said, “Hey, you kids! Stop running with those scissors. Someone could lose a heart tonight.”
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
a brilliant suggestion
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
A sharp idea.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 6 years ago
You’d think such a tool would be more sympathetic to little boys, their being made at least partly of snips. This is the unkindest cut of all, shear madness. Time to cut and run Lio, preferably at a fast clip, to run outside and find the weapon that always defeats scissors… namely, a rock.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago
My favorite video games were the 2 Postals by Running With Scissors.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago
At what point do the two activities become one?
Ermine Notyours over 6 years ago
One time a man was listening to Eddie Rabbit’s Greatest Hits when he saw children playing in his yard. He said, “Hey, you kids! Stop running with those scissors. Someone could lose a heart tonight.”
pcolli over 6 years ago
The Vorpal blade went snicker – snack.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Somebody has to lasso, tame, and hobble those scissors.
Calling Edward Scissorhands!