Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 09, 2017

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Bah!

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    whiteheron  over 6 years ago

    When you put those hip boots away!

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    Nice twist Mark

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    You’ve goat to be kidding me : > )

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    Nuliajuk  over 6 years ago

    Surely it needs mowing? I frequently wish there was a Rent A Goat service where I live, to deal with my unruly back yard.

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    Nuliajuk  over 6 years ago

    Surely it needs mowing? I frequently wish there was a Rent A Goat service where I live, to deal with my unruly back yard.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago

    His problem is that goats generally prefer weedy stuff to grass. He needs a few sheep. Of course, then the gag no longer works.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    He’s never changed the oil or drained the gas in the fall, and now that his mower is ruined, he’s looking for a landscape goat.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Guess they got his goat.

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    gopher gofer  over 6 years ago

    just kidding…

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    I can identify with this curmudgeon.

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    If you’ve never had roast goat, you don’t know what you’re missing: yum!

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