Tom Toles for August 02, 2017

Can we just call Trump insane now?

“I can fake sincerity better than anybody. Just ask my wives.”

DON’T IGNORE the DANGERS GALORE – {rhyme & coda}

Our nation and world face dangers galore, -

- yet we are obsessed with Trump’s follies more

than the craggy abysses we thereby ignore.

We MUST address the troubles in store.

… Coda:

Chiding Trump’s follies so humorously

detracts from problems so numerously

looming, – or rather, zooming

with their fuses lit and fuming.

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Credibility is JUST as important to the Dumpsterfire as Honesty, Loyalty, Following up on his Campaign Promises, Working FOR the American people…etc…etc…etc…

Regardless of the Russian collusion, I regard his royal ignorant assholeness a far greater offense. Any time a torch and pitchfork march on the White House or the Deplorables Network (FOX) is planned, count me in.

I feel certain Don Jr. would want to mention that you won the popular vote, and that there’s a great taco bowl at Trump Tower.

I wonder how many “excused absence notes” Donny forged in elementary school? “My dog ate my homework — finally!”

He’s a legend in his own mind…

It also has to be embossed with raised gold letters. That’s not too over the top.

Maybe Trump should write it in blood…….oh, never mind, can’t get blood from a turnip!

After a meeting which biggly didn’t collude, my father, the best president ever, won the popular vote and had a record attendance at his inauguration. Signed for real Don Jr.

Seriously, where are the Trump Disciples?

Are they going to claim that Trump did not dictate Junior’s letter?

Are they going to claim it was Hillary who colluded with the Russians?

Are they going to come up with a rationalization for bringing paid foreign agents into the highest levels of the American government?

Are they going to claim that Trump did not lie about something so petty as the Scouts telling him he made the greatest speech ever to the Scouts?

Are any Trump Disciples capable of defending ANYTHING about Trump without using Hillary, or Obama in their argument?

It will be interesting to see how the Rich family suit turns out.

The scary thought that comes to mind is that this Screaming smokescreen performance of Donnie’s could be premeditated to Simply get us into a nuclear World War to make sure that he has a special place in history…., His vision of reality is so twisted.

I am wondering if the phrase “who is” should be use instead of “who am” or better yet use “being” as in “I, insert name here being a high quality person…” #grammarpolice