Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 29, 2017

I watched my dad’s language-great way to pick up a vocabulary of swear words. I also took a page from W. C. Fields in how to swear in a fashion that doesn’t offend but gets the point across. It is all in the tone of voice.

I’m watching my language now. Ok. Done. Now I’m pressing the comment button.

Why? Does it do tricks?

If you swear not to swear, is that vice vice versa?

Your speech isn’t very colorful, Horace. How about throwing in some blue words?

Now watch what you say.

It would be better to listen to your language as you say it…

I used to watch my mouth while talking, but quit cos crossed eyes hurt.

I got my tongue wrapped around my eye teeth and I can’t see what I’m saying.