Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 31, 2017

Tee hee hee, “panic in the sheets”. And of course one must whisper so the vacuum doesn’t know where you are

Poor boys! All huddling in fear of the terrifying moan of the vacuum! Someone’s actually vacuuming the floors right now at work and I can’t say it’s a very pleasant sound . . don’t blame the boys one bit!

One Siamese might be abandoned and betrayed, but he has his mic to give us a blow-by-blow account of his last minutes.

what do you find between elephants’ toes?slow pygmies.can’t be slow, elvis!

elvis showing his claws, must be mad!

I think Lupin is deaf. If so, why is he afraid of the vacuum?

My goldfish actually go crazy, when ever I vacuum, near their tank!

panic in the sheets, ha ha ha. but wouldn’t it be safer boys to be under the sheets than under the bed? Unless The People aren’t very good housekeepers?

Elvis is such a drama generator. Wanted to say ‘drama queen’ but there’s one small problem with that phrase and Elvis. Obviously all the boys have been taught ‘a deep distrust of the vacuum’.

Drama queen, isn’t he?

As I was getting ready to vacuum yesterday, I told my boys “hidey hole guys, hidey hole!” and they went to their respective hidey holes.

that’s pretty good! proves they can learn some people talk (and respond only if it’s in their best interest, of course).

Had a pet bunny (very much like Bugs Bunny) who wasn’t afraid of anything. He would ride the vacuum when I was doing housework. He was a goofy rabbit.

Elvis loves drama!

Duh! He saw it appear in the hallway! Suddenly.