WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 22, 2017

ba·ri·sta (bə-rēs′stə) n. A minimum wage worker that pours coffee from an urn.

Gods don’t bleed or serve coffee.

Just pour an ordinary cup of coffee without adding any fancy bits.

What, the man-bun didn’t tip you off?

Customer better be careful. Baristas can put you in your place simply by being friendlier to the next person in line.

You’re never gonna see no unicorn…

Wine and coffee snobs. Same ilk. It’s fermented grape juice/water poured over a bean.

And they charge insanely for it.

Take it easy on the barista. He didn’t write the rules he follows.