Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 10, 2017

Puck, if you are anything like She Who Is Currently Sleeping Under A Fuzzy Blanket On The Other Computer Chair, you will smell the chicken when it is getting cut. The rest of that stuff is not fit for cats or children. (Though children will eat the rock if it is fried.)

And the white apple thing is mildly poisonous for you.

“How did you slice open a rock?” LOL! I love it! Hopefully chicken will make its appearance soon if it is chicken soup.

Inquiring minds and noses want to know!

“… And when are you gonna get us some fish… We cats just love fish…”

The MC at tonight’s pub trivia slipped up reading the answer to the question “applesauce is traditionally served with what meat?”

The answer she read (for the following question) was “potato”.

The rest of the evening was just one “herds of contented little potato-beasts” joke after another.

“Ma’am, CN News, Ma’am. Will there be ham?”

“Would you like to contribute something to the Cat News Channel, ma’am? We’re a free-to-air channel and report 24×7. You can support our channel… We could use some donations… Like fresh fish and birds… "

Puck will be VERY disappointed if she’s making vegetable soup.

Glad the boys are reporting on foods other than ham and bacon.

If you want a cat to eat a vegetable, put it in the dog’s dish.

Still laughing at Puck and his chicken comment!

My little black cat is a permanent fixture next to the cutting board when it is vegetable chopping time. She likes to eat the guts of squashes and tomatoes and run off with my leafy greens. I often find a stray vegetable in a different room the day after cooking them. Sneaky!