Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2017

But is cat food cheaper than military food?

Replace the bagpipes with an accordion and it would be accurate…

Cat food is also more expensive than a lot of human food!!

We’re not talkin’ lasagna.

Cat food ? !! You’re TOO kind Wiley. More like over cooked KD

And no expense was spared on color today. Just a bit more than usual. I like it.

Is the music provided by King Crimson?

Make him open his own cans, with a pocket knife. And make sure it’s the stinkiest fish cat food ever processed! WITH bones!

What? no scraeming uncontrolled brat at the table next to his?

Aww. Cat food isn’t so bad…my cats eat it….

’ve known a couple of Budget Directors in my time that should be dining in that special spot in Hell !

Could be worse. He could be forced to listen to the same Lawrence Welk cd at level 15 for eternity

The Distribution center I pull freight of has new solar panels on the roof. The potholes in the yard are big enough to lose a small delivery truck in.

Cat food is too good for the worst of them.

Hey, as long as there’s tuba, it can’t be all bad.

I thought the term “military food” was an oxymoron. My most hated C-rats was Pork and Beans but Eggs ans Ham seemed palatable. There was also 5-in-1 rats. Never tried MRE’s.

Need people shouting into their cell phones at neighboring tables to add ambiance

And the band will be playing disco covers of Barry Manilow’s hits.

He should have to chew the cans open with his teeth, and eat it with his fingers!

That budget director wanted to kill the arts, too, so no music. Just a couple of tone-deaf bleaters is all he deserves. - For those of you not aware of what bleating means, search the internet for yelling goats -

The instrumentation is wrong. You need bagpipes, an accordion and a banjo.